Going to the airport to fly for the first time since wusolation brought something clearly to mind. It is so strange to see the people in the airport pretending to abide by guidelines. They are not acting like there is a deadly virus to which exposure will lead to sure and gruesome death. Probably because they have been lied to so much, they now just go along and play like they believe the latest lie.
However, rarely before have people been so compliant to follow inane requirements. They talk about social distancing and people act like they are complying, but they are not really. They bunch up at the security check point, at the eateries, at the Hudson news. It’s like they are complying, but they don’t really believe.
Where have we seen this before? People pretending to believe something but not bothering to learn about what it is they profess to believe. They wear masks but pull them down at the first sign of inconvenience. Well, the experts told us early on that masks don’t do any good, now the same experts tell us we will kill our grandmother if we don’t wear a mask – so we wear a mask and if you question the all-powerful value of mask wearing – shame on you – put on your mask and behave. But then, pull it down a foot from someone who can’t understand what you are saying. Then you see masks being worn upside down (wire side should be up), inside out (color side should be out) and you see cotton masks, which were, the experts said until very recently, completely worthless against the virus. It all looks very much like going to a church service on Sunday then living only for yourself the rest of the week. Or occasionally saying a prayer without really knowing what it’s about or why it’s done. It’s a whole new belief system forming in our midst.
How fitting that the symbol which most represents this new belief system looks very much like a muzzle. This new religion allows no thought or application of reason outside of that which is handed down from on high by our priestly overlords. And we shall certainly never speak anything that questions the omnipotent, all knowing science which supports all elements of their edicts.
So we here declare the name of this new religion – the church of the holeless muzzle. Its adherence we shall call muzzlians and those who zealously uphold and defend the precepts of the new religion we shall call muzzlites. Those who reject the same precepts we shall call Karen.
Is it not awesome that we are seeing the beginning of the greatest religion ever to bless humanity – oops personhood? Muzzlites of the world unite, take over the cities and take over the government (don’t worry about the rural folk, we just demean their intelligence and dignity and hope they keep growing food for us). Create muzzleocracies throughout the world. It is the only way to protect people from their own thinking and reasoning.
The Muzzleology
Praise masks and care of others show
Praise masks all those you care to know
Praise masks and push all doubters low
Praise masks and we shall serfdoms grow
Amask